I call it an “editor’s tan.”
October 31st, 2005 | Published in Miscellany
Spinning: Elbow, Leaders of the Free World
I’ve decided I’m going to make my millions by inventing a computer display that emits low-level tanning-bed rays. Just imagine, you could be bronzing while you fill out those TPS reports! So help me, if I get any more pasty, Ralph Wiggum will eat me.